Rabu, 15 Disember 2010

malam ni bola heh? redakan tensen...

aku bukan le kaki bola... cuma kesian kat dorang yang dapdup dapdup nunggu bola tu je... layan ni dulu sambil tengok bola nanti...

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview : Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . That's why...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in this village.... And Muthu said, 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with a cockroach. First he cut one leg and said WALK. 'WALK!'. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut its second leg and told the same thing. The cockroach walked. Then, he cut the third leg and it did the same. At last, he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk. But the cockroach didn't walk!
Suddenly, Muthu said aloud, 'I found it! If we cut the cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!'
Muthu became a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, aren't you!? ... Sit back! I will drive.'

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. There, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what he was doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard 'WASHBASIN '

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine you're on the 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Muthu : Simple. I will just stop my imagination .. :)

Oh .. i forgot .... the funniest part .. On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, there was a woman journalist walking with a badge which wrote ' PRESS ' on her right chest ... and he did it !

16 orang adijauhari:

Abd Razak berkata...

Baru tahu malaysia masuk separuh akhir lawan vietnam, ketinggalan saya ni...

ckLah@xiiinam berkata...

Peminat Muthu?
Rakan kongsi Muthu?




;D

Abu Aiman berkata...

mutu yang bendul, hahaha!

zulkbo berkata...

salam..
alahai Muthu..
muthu...he he
malaysia boleh
menang tak agaknya??

sahromnasrudin berkata...

yes..........malaysia menang..muthu belanja putu mayam erk???

iqbalsyarie berkata...

Akhirnya, MAlaysia menang :)

nur berkata...

cemomoi
i not look like foreigner too..
ALL IN ONE
dah menang da bola.. tahniah

Abi Al-Baihaqi (RKA) berkata...

Salam cemomoi... moga sihat selalu...

Bukak TV ingat nak tengok keputusan perlawanan tapi terlepas pulak... nak check internet malas pulak...mmmmm

tunggu je la paper esok...

a.z.r.i.n.a.03.07 berkata...

kekeke...

paling gelak yg last sekali.


memang selenga betul.. geng si Ah Beng lah ni..

oya berkata...

lawak tol muthu nih

za petrelli berkata...

muthu muthuuuuuuu

Kakzakie berkata...

salam cemomoi,

It's really shown that muthu got brain but did not use the brain.

M'sia win 2-0. Hoorey!!! ask muthu whether is he happy not not? He will answer "upset" because the player is 11 but why only 2 goals?

cemomoi berkata...

assalamualaikum:

abd razak: tak le penting sangat bagi kita yang tak brapa kesah dengan sukan ni.. banyak lagik menda lain nak buat nih

ckLah: heee... muthu tu dulu kawan keja estet je... la ni dah g obesi

abu aiman: bendul bin jendul

zulkbo: jangan suruh muthu jaga gawang gol

sahrom: putu mayam muthu dah abih masa jual tiket lagi

iqbal: dah tentu orang puji tinggi melangit

nur: only vietnamese look like foreigner

abi al-baihaqi: kompom menang punya...

azrina: ngeh3x tak cukup sorang lagik buat team 1Malaysia

oya: muthu memang gitu, kata isterinya

za petrelli: muthu tengah tersedak tu

kakzakie: muthu pon tanya napa pengadil tak diberi peluang merasa sepakan penalti... dorang pon nak score gak kasut emas ke

NICK IRFAN berkata...

wakaakaka muthu ni mmg betol bendul orgnya... hehe

cemomoi berkata...

nick irfan: bendul macam sarip dol

Tanpa Nama berkata...

Hello. And Bye. fr33 pr0n this is it!

pilihan

Melayu Hebat: kita genius la

siri tajuk tu pon dah menjadikkan sesetengah orang melayu rasa jelek - malu nak ngaku apatah lagi nak bangga dengan kemelayuannya. takpe, tu...

rodong