malam ni bola heh? redakan tensen...

aku bukan le kaki bola... cuma kesian kat dorang yang dapdup dapdup nunggu bola tu je... layan ni dulu sambil tengok bola nanti...

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview : Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . That's why...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in this village.... And Muthu said, 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with a cockroach. First he cut one leg and said WALK. 'WALK!'. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut its second leg and told the same thing. The cockroach walked. Then, he cut the third leg and it did the same. At last, he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk. But the cockroach didn't walk!
Suddenly, Muthu said aloud, 'I found it! If we cut the cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!'
Muthu became a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, aren't you!? ... Sit back! I will drive.'

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. There, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what he was doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard 'WASHBASIN '

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine you're on the 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Muthu : Simple. I will just stop my imagination .. :)

Oh .. i forgot .... the funniest part .. On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, there was a woman journalist walking with a badge which wrote ' PRESS ' on her right chest ... and he did it !